MT VINIUS COOKING ACADEMY **OPENING**

"It's vast,  William Christian Hannerson is simply a genius!"- Architect opinion magazine.

After 3 weeks, 5,000 construction workers and only 15,000 injuries…

WE ARE FINALLY READY TO OPEN THE Mt. Vinius cooking academy! I think I might need to give you some context. I have always had an extremely good relationship with food. Not an addiction, but just a harmony that seems to go hand in hand with me and the COOKING OF FOOD. So when it came to thinking about how I could be a more philanthropic person, I decided to open one of the greatest cooking academies in the known universe, where any being could come to learn Martian, Earth, jupitian and venusiuan cookery. This, even in its planning stage, was exciting. So while I ran my multi-trillion pound Conglomerates, I allowed the architect to create a grand, unique cooking academy, with only two rules

1)      --Money is no object.

2)      –Make it great.

… And so he created the Mt. Vinius cooking academy. 

                         

For the opening of the academy, I thought a Jupitian granite troll would be a unique option to open the school. The emperor wanted to do it, I don’t think so.

My speech was kept intentionally short, as not to bore the masses who had taken their time to travel to Mars to witness the historical opening.

If i was to give a reason why I chose to take my time to oversee the building of Mt. Vinius, fund the academy myself and take the time to think of a humorous alternative to the mayor or emperor, in the form of a granite troll, my reason would not be good enough, as there is not just one. This may be seen as an attempt for publicity for my conglomerates, to gain attention and subsequent profit, this is simply not the case. Do you see any milky-way media? No.

I wish every success for the academy and its future students. We have Collected the best ‘food gurus' to learn the students of Mt. Vinius. They're not even that obese, which is surprising… Well, with the exception of many.

Without further delay, though, I declare the Mt. Vinius cooking academy… Open!

I've been a busy bee this week, as I have just been finishing examinations and... Being ill from the cold (stupid immune system not making me healthy.)

But on Wednesday, (27.01.13), YOU will be treated to a brand new, **magnifique** blog post PLUS the all new about me and Mt. Vinius page that will be updated weekly! (**vocabularly dictionary is coming in the next few weeks! **)

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                              Tom x.