Every day, I wake at the same exact time. Time is slightly
different on Mars, with it being a bit closer to the sun, different orbit blah,
blah; the time is equivalent to 5.30am. Or, as it is known on Mars, when the Silent
Pedeco plants start, you guessed it, squealing. Their name is somewhat
misleading.
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I always go straight to the Tarbucks store, for that needed 'pick me up' everyone needs on a morning. I sleepily order a Chocó-mocha caffe
caramato latte coffee, always caffeinated severely. This is the foundation of a
great, successful day of running a conglomerate like Lychee. #NowYouKnow
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All dressed. My teeth drunk. Some Coffee brushed, finished with
a sip, gargle and spit of some mouthwash. I leave the complex.
I usually travel by high speed T-train, 600mph, convenient
with my 300 mile commute to the Lychee headquarters, the first place I go on a
new day.
When I arrive at the workplace, I’m usually very busy
straight away. But today I won’t just be doing any old, boring CEO work to make
me go back to sleep on a dreary morning. No, today I will be tasting new foods for the Mt. Vinius cooking academy (testing/eating copious amounts of food, and becoming a body size and weight that can only be described as bloated and spherical...) .
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HMMMn! Martian cuisine is the best. Though there is a downside (Yes, there is a downside to stuffing your face with food that really is, out of this world. Not even a pun, take this literally...)
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HMMMn! Martian cuisine is the best. Though there is a downside (Yes, there is a downside to stuffing your face with food that really is, out of this world. Not even a pun, take this literally...)
Yes. Some of these foods are…. Experimental. They can
sometimes have some somewhat interesting effects on a certain human, teenage owner of a
fruit named company, like nausia and complete repulsion (Bet you can't guess who I might be talking about...) . The answer to the teenage owner of fruit named company...Was ME. No not Steve jobs!
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Going off topiiic...!
**Let’s just imagine Steve Jobs as a teenager**
...And that children, is how Steve Jobs invented Apple. Consequently, this was the same year the terms 'douchebag' and 'frenemy' were popularized. What a great year for humankind.
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So after the tasting, I decided things were getting a bit
too serious. So I went to the virtual reality centre and played Mario! This was
seriously fun, you don’t even realise.
After this inconvenient, yet tremendously entertaining hour
or so, I had to make a few conference calls.
#YOLO. 0.0. And then shockingly, my day of business was over, and leisure
time began.
My favourite pastimes are mentioned here- 1) http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/unpopular-trillioniare-on-mars.html …
and 2)http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/curiosity-catches-me-cycling.html .Click these for more insight on what I do, all in an effort to show i’m just a normal
teenager. I have 482 security guards.
Sunday- There will be an all new blog post, like this one
that had entertained you for a different amount of time depending on your
reading abilities, which determine the time it takes you to read this post. The blog post will be a guide of
some kind. But I of course won’t be telling you what this is a guide about! It’s
a surprise, surprises are fun. My mum said the pregnancy of me was a surprise,
So I conclude that I am a… Guide. What?!
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A favorite quote of the blog post- "My mum said the pregnancy of me was a surprise"- Thomas Richardson, Full time mother of six.
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Tom x
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