THE WORLDS LARGEST LYCHEE STORE OPENING! **10th Day Of Christmas!**

  Above you see with your own eyes the greatest shop opening of   the worlds largest store on Mars, ever! LYCHEE MALL...

About a week ago... I was in a deep sleep and dreaming I was Aladdin. Flying on a magic carpet, the wind in my hair and the DAME AT MY SIDE... Walt Disney, j'adore you!

I went on a big adventure on the multi-coloured rug, around Europe, seeing the sights such as the Eiffel tower and the giant Jesus in Poland (People think the largest Jesus statue is Christ the redeemer, in Brazil... It's not...) #RandomFactsFromTom

In the dream I vividly remember crossing the Atlantic ocean over to New York city, where the carpet landed on the EARTHS LARGEST STORE, Macy's! This was a sign I thought, so I immediately picked me myself up from chewing on the cotton of the rug in my living room (I sleepwalk...) and ran to my chief of eccentric (He has proved VERY useful in my life!) , where I told him of my dream, and my plan;

"Build THE LARGEST STORE ON MARS, and call it LYCHEE MALL" + Work out how I would invent a Magic carpet capable of flying over the Atlantic ocean...!

That brings us to today, the Lychee Mall idea of mine was quickly brought Into the amazing reality it is now! Thousands flocked from around the red planet, and many more thousands of the wealthiest intergalactic entrepreneurs and business people representing their Rich, greedy cultures , begging for a chance to have a store Inside the Lychee mall. Do they never learn…? Build your own multi-billion Pound mall on another planet in a week, what’s so hard about that…

I’m joking of course; the cost probably went into the tens of billions in reality…

No, I’m serious; the Martian workers eat a lot of free buffets. Why do I always fall for their lies that they won’t eat too much of the free buffet. They love the monghish breads and fatagaei crisp veg. It’s like catnip for Martians…

Although I may not be considered the conventional businessman, today I gave in to pressure to provide a speech  in honor of the opening of the World’s largest store on Mars and, reluctantly, here is that speech;

Nobles, wealthy, DuoSpecies, Antractopods, fishnets, Groubles, Frighty Bitey Men and most Importantly, the Mighty Martians of the planet of RED HUE!

You have all so kindly gathered in your groups, travelling from distant moons, stars and in the case of the Fishnits, the zone of untold description, to witness another piece of great Martian history. I am, first of all, grateful, honoured and overly excited to be part of the rich Martian culture. In a time of uncertainty, they took me in, taught me how to survive, learnt me their ways and language, shared the food they had so little of, and most importantly made me feel at home when I had gone so far from the one I knew. I thank them every day, and here today, I present to you a large Arigatou gozaimasu to the Martian people, and with that, I declare the LYCHEE MALL OPEN!

With the 4^th of January being the first ‘Day of Trading’ for the Lychee Mall, I see the store to be a very successful move for Lychee!  A very happy day it has been today, but from all the excitement, pretend grinning and limp handshakes from a range of multi-wrists, tentacles (TENTACLES, RUDE…), and grasping claws of all the species and races of the vast array of planets represented today at Lychee Mall, it is clear to see why I would be a very tired teenage boy right now!

So with that, I say goodbye until tomorrow!

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