Tuesday, 1 January 2013

THE FIRST OF THE FIRST TWO THOUSAND AND THIRTEEN!


HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WELCOME TO LIVINGONMAROASATRILLIONAIRE 2013! HAVE FUN...!

How was your new years eve? **comment** 

Last night, similar to the many others on earth, we celebrated the end of 2012, and looked forward to the start of 2013! Although times were slightly different, we symbolically counted down when the clock struck twelve (GMT). Unfortunately Auld Lang Syne was a hard song to sing when you only surrounded by Martians, most not speaking a word of English. I MEAN MOST PEOPLE IN ENGLAND DON'T KNOW THE WORDS! 

Anyway, seeing as it is 2013, I thought it would be apt to tell you all my 10 new years resolutions:

1) Give 10 billion pounds to charity (This is an easy resolution financially for a trillionaire, though I would need to decide which charity in the universe would be the most eligible for the gift of lots, and lots of money.)

2) Launch Lychee beyond the Milky Way (2013 will see the launch of many more new Lychee products, some of these releases are scheduled for January)

3) Try Hybording ( A Martian past time where they surf the winds of the Martian plains, apparently its fun, but its a rare sport that's as old as Madonnas claims that lady gaga copied her...)

4) Build new accommodation for the employees with families on mars  (This is not needed, it's just down to personal conscience, I like everyone to be the happiest they could be, and living in an apartment building with thousands of others simply isn't enough space for the large Martian families that are common on Mars)

5) Extend the complex I live in ( This resolution is scheduled to be achieved very soon...)

6) Buy some more creatures and make the first Mars zoo ( There are many species on Mars that would create a very interesting zoo situated in the complex.)

7) Start a botanical garden dome (where I would be able to grow my own vegetables and fruit, create Martian flowers and trees and generally feel like I was back in my 100 acre garden space back on Earth!)

8) Have a giant party, that is like nothing these Martians have experienced, ever! (This will probably be achieved on my birthday, the 11th of April)

9) Have the queen around for tea (I know, my resolutions are SO ACHIEVABLE...)

10) Start a new successful business! ( I HAVE LOTS IN MIND, IT'S EXCITING.)


So we come to the end of  the first blog post of 2013, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 

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