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First and foremost ladies and gentlemen! (This intro sounds a little formal…)
**start again**-
So, to start off, if you are a new reader, you will need to have read Wednesdays
blog post in order to fully understand this one…
If you have already read the post, or have JUST read said
blog post from Wednesday, we can move on!
There was a lot of hype, rumors and media speculation about
this trip, which from the point of view of the galaxies public, was quiet
justified as these trips I occasionally go on do seem quite bizarre and secretive.
This is not the case though, as the place I am going to is not another time, a
forbidden planet or the house of a z list ‘has –been’, Jupite celebrity to eat
stale, toasted buttered bread. It is in fact EARTH!
Yes, the planet home to 7.2 billion of my own, the place I
made my fortune at a young age, and the place I come to relax, in the deepest
depths of the Amazon. Of all the destinations I could choose, you probably find it quite bizarre that I have chosen
planet Earth to have a little break. I have simply chosen to spend a few days
here, in the middle of the amazon, with nothing but a suitcase for the relaxation!
So think of this as a little ‘unique holiday journal’! Enjoy!
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After a journey that had taken just 15 seconds, we arrived
through the vortex that had transported our spaceship over a hundred million
miles! (The joy of a space vortex…)
The vortex/wormhole, Earth side, arrived about 1,000 miles
from the Earth surface, and once it had stopped completely, and cooled down
from the 3,000 degree temperatures it had to go through in the vortex, a transportation
beam focused on the UK allowed me and a few suitcases of essentials to travel down to the Earth.
To get to the Amazon, I had to travel to Brazil from
Gatwick, (I didn’t go first class though, and my spiritual frame of mind overpowered
my urge for luxury). In many ways, it was refreshing to see human life go about
it's daily business, I have to admit, for some time before and during the Gatwick-Brazil
flight , I stared and grinned a lot, which did somewhat freak out some of the recipients
of my cheerful stares.!
The flight, luckily,
went quite quickly and from there I met with a guide who gave me nothing but a
map and a friendly wave off, as I travelled into the rainforest. Situations like this, although extensively organized
by a team of security and professionals in the subject, do allow me to ‘slum it’,
and in many ways, allow me to forget about money and possession by seeing what
life really is about.
It does, unbelievably get remarkably boring to live in
the height of luxury a lot, this is why I go on my little visits/holidays back
to Earth sometimes, to simply get away from the burden of business, and the
hassle of being the richest man in the milky-way!
On a walk that lasted many hours, I began to feel fatigued; evidently my love of Martian cuisine had taken its toll on my physical abilities. I do have a gym; I just have never used it. I carried on to my destination though, which was a little tribal community deep in the amazon. And the experience started.
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The tribe, in a lot of ways, reminded me of the tribes on Mars,
when I first arrived on the red planet, I felt so excited, but there was the
daunting prospect that I would be alone. The reality of the situation, when
Lived, was the complete opposite of this though, I soon realized as a tribe of
Martians made me feel welcome on the planet, and taught me the basics of
survival, which is why I saw the tribe I stayed with on my earth visit as similar
to the Martians who made me feel like a Martian myself!
Over the 4 days I spent with the tribe in the Amazon, I
learnt so many things about myself. For example:
1) I never looked good with ginger hair!
2) A denim jacket DOES NOT look good on me, my
body is too flat!
3) Having a simple craving for something, does
not mean I have to open a new business to provide said craving!
4) The public is not my enemy. I dispute this STILL.
5) I’m in no way talented at bee keeping.
I thank the tribe with no name in the
Amazon for opening my eyes to the realities of Thomas. Thank you. And GURUAK!
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With that, my little trip was over, and I
started back for my home on Mars, enriched and a bank of new, crazy ideas
amassed in my head. This frequently happens when I am my most tranquil.
Get ready people, because I think life
might get a tad more exciting, for readers of livingonmarsasatrillionaire
especially...!
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