BREAKING NEWS FROM LYCHEE NEWS CORPORATION!
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With everyone’s favourite celebrity news anchor, Ta Ta Moon.
Exclusive news transmitted straight to your home with a
SMILE from Lychee news corps…
Today
at around 6.15am, the trillionaire owner and founder of Lychee enterprises were
seen boarding a Super-Jet at the 57Th sector, East Mars. Met by
around 6,000 members of the paparazzi, the crowded airport was filled to the
brim to catch a rare look at the teenager, who is apparently about to embark on
one of his rare ‘research trips’. Not much is known about the notoriously
secretive goings on of the normally very open trillionaire teen, when he goes
on his trips, with speculations going from the completely crazy theory that he
is travelling in time through a secret wormhole in the unknown, very
undiscovered Gregular system in the galaxy of wormholes, where he uses the
vital information he collects to get an advantage over the rest of business in
the universe. This is known as the ‘Tom goes to Greg’ theory, and actually
stems from the stories of the young businessman apparently disappearing in one
place in the universe, only to reappear in another part of the solar system,
Something over 54 being have claimed to witness. Although it could just be that
the businessman is going for a little holiday. This is more likely.
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To
research this further, we sent our floating, roving, always intoxicated
reporter/cleaner- Royf Ding, to try and find out some information about the
intentions of this loveable trillionaire. In a disguise of course, he does have
a distinctive face…
Though
the disguise evidently worked, as Royf got some quite interesting information
from the trillionaire;
Royf
asked- Thomas, can you tell us exactly where you are going and what you are going to do?
Thomas’s
reply-
If
I was a deity, I would be worshipped. If I was not a rich man, you would not
question my motives. Rumours can be true, but the truth can be twisted, and
this is the truth I tell you. I will be going to improve, but I shall not tell
you what, where I will do this, or if I will bring you back a souvenir. I
might, I might not.
This is not selfish, as it is clear to see you have come in
your thousands to take pictures, to marvel at the teen that made it big, made him
rich and became what he is. So it would be nothing less than fair to bring
every single person here a souvenir back, but then this would not be possible
for the place I plan to end up.
Could I not, perhaps, just be going to a
destination of leisure, or do you simply assume my life is one big secret, a
silent tiptoe in the dark it is not!
But then I know exactly what you all speak
about. Is he going to attempt the impossible, and once again ‘break the mould’.
I could be telling you the truth;but also, I could have my fingers crossed when I do
this...
I
will take no more questions, as I must be on my way. Thank you, and please
Royf, I know it's you… save the embarrassment and take off that silly moustache,
please.
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With that, and with a hoard of shouting reporters from across the galaxy screaming his name, Thomas smiled into the crowd, turned and boarded the super-jet and within 4 seconds of the doors closing, the trillionaire was in the air travelling to the place he is staying **destination unknown**!
Fin. End of the Lychee News!
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