Sunday, 6 January 2013

**END OF THE 12 DAYS!**



So here we are, the twelfth day, short of the lords-a-leaping and full of a lot more crazy ideas!
In the 12 days I have chronicled my daily life to you all over Christmas on Mars, I have  spent a A day to myself on the Day of Death, spent a day at the races, watching alien creatures race and revolutionising fair animal care, held THE largest company employee meal, spanning over many planets, moons and galaxies, made famous faces out of my employees, spent new year’s day, celebrating 2012 in style, witnessed the birth of alien spawn, witnessing a floating Martian birth, built a house for a parent Martian nun with a day old child that has three alien fathers (Where’s Jeremy Kyle!?), also I’ve spent billions building the largest Lychee store on the red planet, built a zoo, and told the story in  a series of Haiku! Told you it wouldn’t be any old 12 days of Christmas. This is a blog about AN ECCENTRIC TRILLIONAIRE LIVING ON MARS, Remember!

This brings us to our final day, and what have I done you wonder, I see you, sitting at your computer, asking yourself many of life’s most important questions…
Should I subscribe to livingonmarsasatrillionaire, comment, and share the craziness of this boy? Where can I find more of this greatness?
If a cow is left outside on a winter night, will its udders be like ice-cream dispensers?
Answers! - YES, YES! GIVE ME CHOCOLATE+CARAMEL, YES!
Anyway, today was the day we took down the decorations, which is depressing and boring. Don’t take the bright decorations from me!! #StillAnExcitedChildInside.
We also launched the Martian film company, sponsored by Lychee films. The film company on Mars has already created two successful films, Spacer Ace, which had a galaxy wide box office gross of over 5,000,000,000, and the film that I decided needed a touch of ThomasAvlyatar! The adventure film that starred me, and grossed over 15,000,000,000 in the box office! YES IN 24 HOURS! You have to work quickly to make money!
In a galaxy that’s not so far away, it could be said to be walking distant really. In truth about 15 steps away as it’s out your front door… A brave group of human-like creatures from the future come back from a time of walking tomatoes and fast developing cheese products, to save the terracotta queen. Starring trillionaire inventor/ entrepreneur/ avid CSI viewer, Thomas Andrew Richardson! Will they become the women they want to be? Who will water the plants? When do they take the opportunity to have a sit down dinner? These are the questions you will be forced to ask yourself when you flock to see… AVLYATAR!

So this is the end of the twelve days. The next blog post will be Wednesday, then Sunday and this pattern of free blog posting will go on twice weekly on these days, coincidence, Well yes!
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