Wednesday, 2 January 2013
An alien birth of the new year. **8th day of christmas**
HELLO!
WELCOME TO THE SECOND BLOG POST OF 2013 FOR LIVINGONMARSASATRILLIONAIRE, AND THE EIGHTH BLOG POST OF THIS YEARS #12DaysOfChristmas !
If you read the previous daily blog posts on this thing I call 12DaysOfChristmas, you will recall I talked about a pregnant Martian nun, and the fact that I intended to re-home her (BECAUSE I'M SUCH A NICE PERSON...). Well, today at a very early time of a beautiful, relaxing morning, the serenity and calm were interrupted abruptly by a loud screeching noise of pain! The universally recognised scream of childbirth...
This is where the very rarely used lychaid hospital came into quite good use! The highly technical, (and may I say very expensive) hospital was built even before I began my journey to the red planet. It was built for the personal care of me to start with, but when I realised the Martian act of health care in the workplace 2003, said that any Martian in full time employment is legally entitled to free health care, as long as they are employed, and that it is the employer's duty to provide such health care.
As you may realise, I employ a considerable number of Martians (Never counted the exact number, I simply cannot be bothered if I'm being honest, but it's in the thousands!)
Back to the events that have made today enjoyable for all. 'Sally', my nickname for the Martian nun was sent straight to the hospital, and put into care with Dr Haranshitu, the second best doctor on Mars! ** Now today, I have learned something that many inexperienced with the natural procedure of a Martian baby might find quite noticeable and significant...
This being that the mother floats when in the final stages of labour...! Yes!
IN FRONT OF MY OWN EYES, I SAW A SCREAMING MARTIAN NUN FLOATING OVER A BED WHILE GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD IN A MARTIAN HOSPITAL, WATCHED BY THE 3 MARTIAN FATHERS THAT IMPREGNATED THE ALIEN...
#AhhMemoriesThatLastForever
#HowNormalIsMyLife
So after such an eventful day, the Martian population has been gifted with a new, cute Martian baby. Aw!
Tomorrow's blog post will be about the building of the house on Mars for this brand new Martian family, because I'm such a kind employee!
NO #1 EMPLOYER IN THE GALAXY 2011/12/(**PENDING**) 13
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**The best is on Earth... I have no idea what he is doing on Earth, originally he went to 'find himself', but that was a few years ago, all I know is his intention was to give himself a nickname to blend in with Earth society, WE WISH YOU WELL DR. B. MARS!
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