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1) When I was 7, I started my first worldwide company.
2) I love to build things out of Lego.
3) I would much prefer to spend a week in a tent, wrapped up and sipping hot chocolate than spend a few days in a 6* hotel.
4) I have over 400 security guards, and the number increases every week. This is because of my fear of being assassinated.
5) My mum lives in an underground bunker underneath the earths crust, as I have a hidden fear of my family being also assassinated.
6) The Lychee conglomerate I own, alone, employs over 2.5 million employees.
7) Lychee sells technology, food, clothing, land, pets, vehicles, insurance, banking, music and the business is growing daily.
8) The projected profits for Lychee in the 2013/2014 business year is projected to be equivalent to £25,000,000,000,000,000+ Not bad.
9) Aliens exist... It's how I made so much money in so little time. Trade where no one else can/is, and be the first to do so.
10) I drink 2.5 liters of water a day to give my skin that signature glow, which protects my skin, somewhat, in the harsh Martian conditions.
11) I recently designed a portable breathing apparatus that means I no longer have to wear a space suit, I simply connect several pipes to a lightweight advanced system.
12) America are in 250 billion dollar debt with me.
13) Barack Obama is a good friend, Michelle loves the beauty treatments on offer at my spa complex.
14) I have never sacked an employee.
15) I have 2% of all Earths money. Not literally. But equivalent.
16) Through a range of charities I started, Lychee conglomerate provides free education, free public transport, a system of food for the poorest in the milky way and sixteen mega-complex hostels where the homeless can stay.
17) I was voted sexiest man on Mars 2011/2012.
18) I'm not even an adult yet. I'm 17. Do you see how fact 17 is a bit weird now...
19) My birthday is 11.04.1995.
20) I make mountains out of molehills.
21) I continuously cry over spilt milk.
22) I'm the richest man in the milky-way.
23) I can say the worlds hardest tongue twister- The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. CAN YOU?!?
24) I grew up in England.
25) Time travel is possible. Trust me...
26) I use the motto- "If work becomes hard, change it for the better".
27) A spiritual man, who travelled for months, told me the secret to life.
28) I'm a surprisingly private person.
29) The paparazzi once got a crotch shot. I don't want to explain this one.
30) I have developed a communication device better than sliced bread. That tastes like sliced bread if accidently licked.
31) I am fully prepared to tell the internet my phone number in the next fact...
31.5) My phone number is- see, because this is the half!
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Tom x
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