Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Replica North Pole On Mars!

Constructing The North Pole of Mars. (Taken 17/12/2012)


Christmas 2012 is just 7 nights sleep away!
So in excitement (and because I can), I decided to build a replica North Pole santa village, with wooden shack town and Elves workshop to make toys! The plan is to spend the Christmas week in this place, with all the staff having the time off to relax on the 25th and to give gifts and personal crafts out to other Martians. I imagined this while lying in my bed after requesting my night chef Grolanzo make me a festive Martian milkshake-like drink, that's so tasty, even its written down name becomes invisible in the eyes of those with too much caramel in their blood. Its name,                , even gets  you into the Christmas spirit, so in a way the             made me spend millions building this replica North Pole on Mars, what a powerful concoction that is...

It's so exciting to see my ideas made a reality, and so I thought I would share the construction of the town before I showed you the finished product.

Yes, as you can see, I am also parachuting in the background, I get bored, and the building takes a while... What's weird about a trillionaire parachuting from a spaceship into a North pole fake village, on another planet...? Oh.

I FELT LIKE JAMES BOND...


North Pole On Mars by grand architect Prince Bicycle Louise Rat face Honest, version 3.


...And there it is, the result of 1500 Martian workers, a world class architect and 400 million dollars of my hard earned money...

..."worth it!"


The architect,  Prince Bicycle Louise Rat face Honest, version 3 (He is slightly eccentric, we are best friends now!), wanted to design something never seen before, a new take on the traditional Christmas village that every trillionaire builds annually...! We gladly became the best of friends which is good, as the prince is actually the heir to the throne of the moon of impending doom, alpha 8, a market of over 250 million moon people, which Lychee has yet to break! 

See, who says the building of a North Pole on Mars doesn't help in the promotion of your multi-billion pound business empire!



Yes! Here it is, the final design of the intergalactic Lychee 6D ULTRA THIN television advert, which will have its product launch on the 23rd of January 2013! ON the moon of impending doom!
On Friday, the village will be completely finished and me and the Martian employees will move into the town to celebrate a combination of traditional Earth and Martian Christmas! Which will be fun! We WILL CELEBRATE BOTH TRADITIONS EQUALLY, in the comfort of our cabins, and don; t worry I Will take a group photograph of Christmas on Mars from us all on the red planet! I've even made my own crafts for the staff, which took a long time, as I have quite  few thousand employees on Mars... But it's worth it, as long as they have bought gifts for me! 

WANT TO LEARN ABOUT TRADITIONAL MARTIAN CHRISTMAS- SEE HERE---> http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/the-story-of-traditional-martian.html

Christmas for us all is so close now I , myself , cannot wait for the 25th, and I'm sure you can't either! 
In next weeks blog post, I will be revealing a Christmas treat that I'm sure you will be excited about...

For now though, thank you for reading! 
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