THE LAST SUPPER (of the day, might eat something later on if I get peckish or find some chocolate at the bottom of the cupboard... No! In fact, I might just eat a snack now, I feel a bit hungry from all the talk of food. WHY AM I NOT OBESE! Cheddar. **...Because I'm like Jesus. No, because I AM JESUS! ...** So aside from the dramatic painting with a very long, dramatic and hilarious name (that also contains some similarities to 'the last supper by DA Vinci*), the real point of this blog post today, the 4TH DAY OF #12DaysOfChristmas, is to tell you about todays special banquet, or the Lychee company meal, I prefer to call it a special banquet though, it sounds so much better, right?... The staff all year has worked especially hard, not just in all sectors of the martian employees, but also all those in all districts, in all the systems, on every moon and star in the milky way. As we are one (if not the) biggest conglomerate in the galaxy, I felt like it was my personal duty to organise many special banquets + meals, taking place in many different places where the Lychee company operates. An invite was sent out on boxing day to all employees and in just a couple of days, and hep from my marketing team, Earths best promotion staff, and the galaxies best organisational skills (I have a folder and 'post its'...), the spontaneous company wide meals would never fail! So this brings us to today! The day of the Lychee enterprises company meal! It would be wrong to say I wasn't excited, I love a good meal admittedly mainly the good food like; Lychee crispy chips, gargantuan Lychee gateau, Lychee ice cream, Loke (lychee coke) **obviously** , lychee cake, Lychee Brownies. Hmm...lychiness #NewWordFromLychee. I was right to be excited when I saw what the master chefs of Mars had come up with for the meals. Foods was consumed that day that was so good, it made a Martian virgin nun pregnant. Everyone judged her, and I think she cried a bit. It was awkward. I felt guilty and built her a house. SO, Hungry yet? Go to your nearest lychee food store, and get 63% off with voucher code- 9494894i9i696989 Anyway,that's it for today, tomorrow is new years eve, and so in celebration of the year, tomorrows **daily blog** will be a special one! SO subscribe, share this, and every other blog post allow others to discover the magic of Me On Mars! AND MAINLY! COMMENT +SUBSCRIBE! FOR MORE BLOGS **EVERY DAY** UNTIL THE 6TH OF JANUARY AND NEW BI-WEEKLY BLOGS EVERY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY AFTER THE 6TH OF JANUARY! Thanks! *(not de Caprio, maybe his death in titanic is linked with his 'true to life' dreams in insidious... Oh, conspiracy! |
Saturday, 29 December 2012
Lychee Enterprises Company Meal... **4th day of Christmas!**
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