Day Of Death... 2nd day of Christmas!

Today I will take the opportunity to show you the workforce that I have employed. Don't worry yourself with counting them all!
 Just see that there is a lot of Martians I have employed in various jobs in and around the complex.
I have also shown you this to put into context the significance of me letting my workforce have a Whole day off, which is what I have done today, this is all down to a yearly occurrence of 'The Day Of Death' which is an annual event celebrated by almost all Martian people that celebrates the day the 'creative giver', Xanzither died, which falls on the 27th of December of each year.

This means for the first time in 250 days, I will have to function on my own, admittedly I'm a bit scared, as I haven't actually functioned in such a way for quite  a while since  I have been slightly rich and relied on a 5,000 strong workforce...

There is also the fact I will miss the workers quite a bit, they do keep me entertained sometimes.
I suppose they can be compared to living with 5,000 kids who have had very sheltered lives, they have no need to grow up in any way, after all, they do not have the expectations to become boring and 'act like an adult', a mistake we seem to follow a lot on Earth, a planet of rules and conformity!  The Martian workers being this way, leads to the simple hilarity like that of a child falling over or saying a questionable thing which seems embarrassing, yet innocent to them. Martians seem to be naturally comical, naturally talented, and naturally nice. Learn a lesson, Bieber.

So, even though it is just for a day, I'm sure I will immediately miss the simple company of the workforce...
I'm going to go cry into my big pile (ssss) of money now... I'M A TRILLIONAIRE! Woo!

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TOM.