Monday, 26 November 2012

I Own A Complex On Mars, Of Course I'm Normal! Part 2

IT'S TIME... For Part 2 Of The Tour! 

On the subject of animals I own, when I came to Mars, I was given many gifts.
Among these gifts given to me was a family of Grifmadores, a father, mother and baby of the species. Because of this, I was forced to build a specialized enclosure to keep these creatures, which I WAS HAPPY TO DO AS I HAD MY OWN ZOO ON EARTH!

 I love animals, even if they are a family of a weird Alien species! 



A family of Grifmadores in their enclosure.





The problem, for some, is that Grifmadores are a sort of Martin version of parrots. So they repeat everything you say to them, which is fun when a Martian worker is caught out talking about you...


Somehow they can mimic ALL Martian languages and ALL Earth languages!

Weird!

Anyway, I don't actually know how dangerous my Grifmadores are yet! So I think it's best we move in with the tour!
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Sometimes even I like to relax, and after a hard day of playing hide and seek in the Martian rock gardens (them have them!), I tend to ache, plus having to always wear a space suit when I'm on the Martian surface and constantly spending time inside the complex isn't very good for a human's skin. SO I BUILT A SPA! 

Costing over 250 million pounds and carved into the hardest Martian rock, the outcome of such a project was unlike anything seen before! I wanted perfection, but then perfection is made even harder when the only workers you have are Martians and well. Your on Mars...!


Me at the spa


So I discovered I wasn't very good at yoga. My leg still hasn't recovered from that move...
If anybody asked my workers what kind of boss I was, they would most certainly compliment me, as I let them use every part of my facilities in the complex, which to me, that's good!

The spa contains 5 pools, a sauna, 19 Jacuzzi tubs (yes in one spa, its for the workers and... Bill gates, the man likes the bubbles!)


I want to leave the main building till last, that is the place that contains Starbucks,  the workers' living quarters and the open plan living space, which is truly amazing!

So next I will show you the 'Master' sleeping space (main bedroom) of the complex, this is where I sleep, well me and a few Martian guards, you can never be too careful, there are still burglaries on Mars. 
Westwide Martians are really quite dangerous! 




There I am, sat on my futuristic floating bed! ooughhhhhhhh!
The bed is basically two magnets, and was actually given to me as a gift by the emperors of  the third moon. (The third moon is still not known about on Earth, I discovered the place. Let's keep it our secret, just a secret between me and every person in the world with internet access! Oh...!)
I had a giant, spiritual water Jacuzzi installed directly underneath the bed!
My reason? 
Every day  I wake up in my bed early. (Because I have to earn myself some billions from running my companies), and it's always the hardest when your bed is so warm, and the outside is like the north pole! #MarsProblems. 
So I thought, I know! I can just roll out of my bed into a hot, bubbly Jacuzzi. I have great ideas. It's probably why I'm worth a trillion pounds!

Those are the guards, the two at the side if you didn't notice! I employ such guards because they keep me safe, I get scared, especially as I can't just phone 999 (911- USA


" You can never get far enough away from crime, where there is life, not even Mars"- #TOMQUOTES.

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So let's go see where the Martian workers live, I think you will be quite surprised, but then I am a very good boss!


Welcome to The towers of Mars! Yes, these towers are the office towers of Mars, maybe because 2500 Martian families live here, with up to 15,000 Martians staying here at any one time!

When I first began to employ armies of Martian workers to work in the giant complex, I realized I had to base them all in one place! 
The problem with this though was that I employed around 10,000 Martian workers when I first came to the planet, who were responsible for quickly building the complex and working here, and so when it came to such a a task, I had to go big. This is the tallest structure on the planet, and holds the most rooms of any hotel on Earth, I guess you could consider it a hotel for the Martian workers, who says Thomas isn't a good boss!?!

The next thing I will show you is in the main part of the complex, the Starbucks sector, which was built when I first bought the company and renamed it, well , TARBCUCKS COFFEEEE!

CLICK ON ME!



"This is the place to go for the best coffee in the solar system! "WHY NOT COME TO TARBUCKS!!




So this blog post isn't letting me add any more pictures so I will continue this onto another blog post, I will post both at the same time though!










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