I was really tired a this point, I had light speed lag (A bit like jet lag, but a bit more serious. I suppose it could be said jet lag is like a paper cut and light speed lag is like a leg lost from a mishap with a pumpkin carving kit... HAPPY HALLOWEEN...)
To start off I just thought I would show you a picture from my first day on Mars!
I have decided to go with the time of year, and post a blog about my first Halloween on this planet, so I will tell you more about where I live and, what life is like living here in my next blog, look forward to that!
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| Halloween 2012, Mars. Outside the complex. |
I was world renound, on planet Earth, for my ability to throw the best parties. I remember fondly Halloween of 2007 when Nelson Mandela and Lady Gaga stripped to their underwear and paraded around the manor we rented while singing bad romance, such a fun night. fun being true of many of my Halloween celebrations.
Unfortunately, with just me and my 500 strong employee group, I didn't really have the people to host a great Halloween party, and so this year I was forced to find celebration in something different.
So I ordered, at a cost of 150 million, a supply of extra large Halloween decorations to be flown in so that at least I could celebrate Halloween in some way. I would be lying if I said that's all I did though, I mean there are certain things you can do with the power of being a billionaire and the decorating may have gone too far in some ways, such as painting the red planet to look like a giant pumpkin, but i'm sure this is normal practice for a billionaire living on mars!
That's it really for Halloween. In truth I really wasn't expecting trick or treaters knocking on the door of my complex, maybe next year, when I have taught some of the martian dwellers about earthly traditions, I may have something more to say on the subject of Halloween.
But for now,
Unfortunately, with just me and my 500 strong employee group, I didn't really have the people to host a great Halloween party, and so this year I was forced to find celebration in something different.
So I ordered, at a cost of 150 million, a supply of extra large Halloween decorations to be flown in so that at least I could celebrate Halloween in some way. I would be lying if I said that's all I did though, I mean there are certain things you can do with the power of being a billionaire and the decorating may have gone too far in some ways, such as painting the red planet to look like a giant pumpkin, but i'm sure this is normal practice for a billionaire living on mars!
That's it really for Halloween. In truth I really wasn't expecting trick or treaters knocking on the door of my complex, maybe next year, when I have taught some of the martian dwellers about earthly traditions, I may have something more to say on the subject of Halloween.
But for now,
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