I Own A Complex On Mars, Of Course I'm Normal! pt1.

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Written in English and French (FRENCH IS COOL!)

Welcome to The Complex...! (Bienvenue au complexe!) 

Today I will show you all around the place I live on Mars, I guess it's going to be like 'Cribs' but a lot less boring and self absorbed, and more fun, exciting and funny! 

So come in, take off your shoes and try not to stare at all the Martians please, they have issues with the way they look, so it wouldn't help to do that!

Right, so let's go forward!

First I will show you The T-train station... (this took a lot of time to think of, I'm so inventive...)

Aliens Are Everywhere!! 
This is true, but they really are no harm, in fact these particular northern bro-e Jan Martian are employed in the train station as security guards, you may see a lot of these Martians as I show you around the complex, as they have been hired to keep me safe and protect me from scary things!

The point of having a whole train station as large as this inside the complex is to allow me to travel all over Mars with ease. In the previous blog post 
Here- http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/unpopular-trillioniare-on-mars.html
I talked about me painting the Martians, and how interesting they are... But to do this as often as I do, and to travel and explore as often as I require, it means I have to build a high speed train station in the complex, its also so fun to travel across Mars at 600mph. You should try it some time... Oh wait.

Anyway let's keep going, shall we?

This is the Aquaillum, which is basically a specialized 'alien' aquarium that contains fluorescent marine life.
This is managed by klater, (the one waving in the Aquillum above), who I hired to look after all the life contained in the aquaillum hall.

**This part of the complex is quite bright, due to the all the REALLY BRIGHT FISH. **

These water dwelling 'illum' (short for illuminating) are used as an old Martian cure for social faux pas...! 
These come into use when I host parties (I DO HAVE FRIENDS!), Hold meetings or generally interact with anyone, as to actually be 'COOL'!...  (Unbelievably, I mean they are just fish...)

**idea**!. - I COULD SEND JUSTIN BIEBER SOME ILLUM, HE SEEMS TO NEED THEM...! 

Anyway.. I will stop being nasty to Justin Bieber!



Seeing as people could get bored if this blog post was done in one, part 2 will be **COMING SOON** ! And I want to leave this on a cliffhanger.
 A FUNNY JUSTIN BIBER/CHRIS CROCKER CLIFFHANGER! 

"LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!"

PART 2- TUESDAY 27TH!