I Own A Complex On Mars, Of Course I'm Normal! Pt3.

This post won't be long, I mean I am posting it like 10 minutes after pt2!

So finally, let's have a look at the living area, I don't really spend much time here, as I'm always having meetings in the spa. ISN'T BEING A TRILLIONAIRE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD?!?

So heres the living area do you like it?!?

Those sofa/chairs/weird sculptures are actually carved emerald inside an ancient Martian dinosaur tooth on the outside. - Who says I don't like nature?

Now you probably notice the giant diamond dangling precariously above the antique rock table, I thought it would be fun to see it fall one day, and the living complex workers would start worrying and thinking they will lose their jobs and be sent to job center Mars, and get kicked out of the Tower Of Mars! It's just a prank!

I have to entertain myself!

So there we go, told you it wouldn't be long. 

Wow, that blog post took a long time!

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I Own A Complex On Mars, Of Course I'm Normal! Part 2

IT'S TIME... For Part 2 Of The Tour! 

On the subject of animals I own, when I came to Mars, I was given many gifts.

Among these gifts given to me was a family of Grifmadores, a father, mother and baby of the species. Because of this, I was forced to build a specialized enclosure to keep these creatures, which I WAS HAPPY TO DO AS I HAD MY OWN ZOO ON EARTH!

 I love animals, even if they are a family of a weird Alien species! 



A family of Grifmadores in their enclosure.





The problem, for some, is that Grifmadores are a sort of Martin version of parrots. So they repeat everything you say to them, which is fun when a Martian worker is caught out talking about you...

Somehow they can mimic ALL Martian languages and ALL Earth languages!

Weird!

Anyway, I don't actually know how dangerous my Grifmadores are yet! So I think it's best we move in with the tour!
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Sometimes even I like to relax, and after a hard day of playing hide and seek in the Martian rock gardens (them have them!), I tend to ache, plus having to always wear a space suit when I'm on the Martian surface and constantly spending time inside the complex isn't very good for a human's skin. SO I BUILT A SPA! 

Costing over 250 million pounds and carved into the hardest Martian rock, the outcome of such a project was unlike anything seen before! I wanted perfection, but then perfection is made even harder when the only workers you have are Martians and well. Your on Mars...!

Me at the spa

So I discovered I wasn't very good at yoga. My leg still hasn't recovered from that move...
If anybody asked my workers what kind of boss I was, they would most certainly compliment me, as I let them use every part of my facilities in the complex, which to me, that's good!

The spa contains 5 pools, a sauna, 19 Jacuzzi tubs (yes in one spa, its for the workers and... Bill gates, the man likes the bubbles!)

I want to leave the main building till last, that is the place that contains Starbucks,  the workers' living quarters and the open plan living space, which is truly amazing!

So next I will show you the 'Master' sleeping space (main bedroom) of the complex, this is where I sleep, well me and a few Martian guards, you can never be too careful, there are still burglaries on Mars. 
Westwide Martians are really quite dangerous! 

There I am, sat on my futuristic floating bed! ooughhhhhhhh!
The bed is basically two magnets, and was actually given to me as a gift by the emperors of  the third moon. (The third moon is still not known about on Earth, I discovered the place. Let's keep it our secret, just a secret between me and every person in the world with internet access! Oh...!)
I had a giant, spiritual water Jacuzzi installed directly underneath the bed!
My reason? 
Every day  I wake up in my bed early. (Because I have to earn myself some billions from running my companies), and it's always the hardest when your bed is so warm, and the outside is like the north pole! #MarsProblems. 
So I thought, I know! I can just roll out of my bed into a hot, bubbly Jacuzzi. I have great ideas. It's probably why I'm worth a trillion pounds!

Those are the guards, the two at the side if you didn't notice! I employ such guards because they keep me safe, I get scared, especially as I can't just phone 999 (911- USA) 

" You can never get far enough away from crime, where there is life, not even Mars"- #TOMQUOTES.

                                                        **Costume Change**

So let's go see where the Martian workers live, I think you will be quite surprised, but then I am a very good boss!

Welcome to The towers of Mars! Yes, these towers are the office towers of Mars, maybe because 2500 Martian families live here, with up to 15,000 Martians staying here at any one time!

When I first began to employ armies of Martian workers to work in the giant complex, I realized I had to base them all in one place! 
The problem with this though was that I employed around 10,000 Martian workers when I first came to the planet, who were responsible for quickly building the complex and working here, and so when it came to such a a task, I had to go big. This is the tallest structure on the planet, and holds the most rooms of any hotel on Earth, I guess you could consider it a hotel for the Martian workers, who says Thomas isn't a good boss!?!

The next thing I will show you is in the main part of the complex, the Starbucks sector, which was built when I first bought the company and renamed it, well , TARBCUCKS COFFEEEE!

CLICK ON ME!



"This is the place to go for the best coffee in the solar system! "WHY NOT COME TO TARBUCKS!!




So this blog post isn't letting me add any more pictures so I will continue this onto another blog post, I will post both at the same time though!

I Own A Complex On Mars, Of Course I'm Normal! pt1.

 The blog post title will be 

Written in English and French (FRENCH IS COOL!)

Welcome to The Complex...! (Bienvenue au complexe!) 

Today I will show you all around the place I live on Mars, I guess it's going to be like 'Cribs' but a lot less boring and self absorbed, and more fun, exciting and funny! 

So come in, take off your shoes and try not to stare at all the Martians please, they have issues with the way they look, so it wouldn't help to do that!

Right, so let's go forward!

First I will show you The T-train station... (this took a lot of time to think of, I'm so inventive...)

Aliens Are Everywhere!! 
This is true, but they really are no harm, in fact these particular northern bro-e Jan Martian are employed in the train station as security guards, you may see a lot of these Martians as I show you around the complex, as they have been hired to keep me safe and protect me from scary things!

The point of having a whole train station as large as this inside the complex is to allow me to travel all over Mars with ease. In the previous blog post 
Here- http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/unpopular-trillioniare-on-mars.html
I talked about me painting the Martians, and how interesting they are... But to do this as often as I do, and to travel and explore as often as I require, it means I have to build a high speed train station in the complex, its also so fun to travel across Mars at 600mph. You should try it some time... Oh wait.

Anyway let's keep going, shall we?

This is the Aquaillum, which is basically a specialized 'alien' aquarium that contains fluorescent marine life.
This is managed by klater, (the one waving in the Aquillum above), who I hired to look after all the life contained in the aquaillum hall.

**This part of the complex is quite bright, due to the all the REALLY BRIGHT FISH. **

These water dwelling 'illum' (short for illuminating) are used as an old Martian cure for social faux pas...! 
These come into use when I host parties (I DO HAVE FRIENDS!), Hold meetings or generally interact with anyone, as to actually be 'COOL'!...  (Unbelievably, I mean they are just fish...)

**idea**!. - I COULD SEND JUSTIN BIEBER SOME ILLUM, HE SEEMS TO NEED THEM...! 

Anyway.. I will stop being nasty to Justin Bieber!



Seeing as people could get bored if this blog post was done in one, part 2 will be **COMING SOON** ! And I want to leave this on a cliffhanger.
 A FUNNY JUSTIN BIBER/CHRIS CROCKER CLIFFHANGER! 

"LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!"

PART 2- TUESDAY 27TH!

Unpopular Trillionaire On Mars!

So I know what everyone is thinking, do you actually have friends?...

"Of course I do... I'm ridiculously rich!!"- Thomas Richardson, Entrepeneur and philanthropist!

Here I am, doing my weekly space dive from 35,000 feet! Felix Baumgartner has nothing on me!!!

I do get very lonely though. I mean crying into a tub of Ben and Jerry's in the bath lonely...

But one advantage of being incredibly rich, is that I can simply pay for friends.
Living on Mars has many disadvantages, like the many lonely times, but I know that because of my many billions, I can simply pay for the transportation of some UNPAYED 'friends'.... Who are payed to live on Mars, NOT TO BE MY FRIENDS... I'm very lonely.

There's no doubt though that I can do exciting things on Mars with my friends, I mean there is my weekly space dive(s), (sometimes I'm just too busy to do my Sunday space dive, I do have to run my many businesses remember!)

There is also the competitive buggy races. These are the best fun when you are cruising over the Martian landscape, with the (nonexistent) breeze in your hair, the overbearing, inhuman heat bearing down on you, and the woody-oil scent of the TomTrol (lychee enterprises approved oil) burning the tissue of your lungs...

I do have to admit it though, I do sometimes like to just settle down, and do something artistic.Yes I could paint alone, but it's just not the same to paint on Mars without an 'art' friend. Is it sad and too far fetched that I have my own 'ART FRIEND' I don't think so...
The subject of our art differs each time, but by far my favorite thing to paint is the locals of east Mars about 15 miles from my complex. They are really interesting beings to interact with, they live to create and better themselves, they rely on no religions or superiority and consider every Martian an equal, and in this the respect they have spiritually for the planet they live is unmatched by anything we see on earth! They do smell weird though...

When I first came to Mars, I missed going for coffee at Starbucks. I had my own Starbucks built inside my house on Earth, and so I could just drink Starbucks all day!
But the problem of living on Mars, I'm still a hundred miles away from the nearest Starbucks... (Joke about there being a lot of Starbucks shops, so much there are in space? Near to Mars there's a Starbucks, so there is a lot of them? No?) 

Anyway, as I'm 'ridiculously rich', and I absolutely love coffee, and so I have my own starbucks coffee shop in my planet, its great an tastes exactly the same. I mean I did have to buy the company first, which costs quite alot but...

YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON GOOD COFFEE #TOMQUOTE!

One thing I always have enough time for is a good coffee, so sometimes I like to sit in Starbucks with a (seasonally relevant)! Gingerbread spiced latte. 

The title of the Starbucks drink is a link, THAT RHYMED!

To be honest, that's it. Other than that, I don't really have much time with all those businesses and everything I own. I hope you enjoyed getting to know more about me!
Next time, I will be showing you around the complex (Where I am in the Starbucks picture), which might be quite a long blog post.
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*Time for normal Thomas*

From December 1st, I will be starting an alternative blog that will be about the REAL me. Obviously, the Mars story is fictional (really!?!) But the next of livingonmarsasatrillionaire willbe out before Monday!
I will be trying to post more often , and from the 1st December I will be posting about 3 personal blogs weekly, which should be exciting!

For now...

                                                             Thank You For Reading!

                             GOODBYE!

Halloween On Mars

I was really tired a this point, I had light speed lag (A bit like jet lag,  but a bit more serious. I suppose it could be said jet lag is like a paper cut and light speed lag is like a leg lost from a mishap with a pumpkin carving kit... HAPPY HALLOWEEN...)

To start off I just thought I would show you a picture from my first day on Mars! 

I have decided to go with the time of year, and post a blog about my first Halloween on this planet, so I will tell you more about where I live and, what life is like living here in my next blog, look forward to that!

Halloween 2012, Mars. Outside the complex.

I was world renound, on planet Earth, for my ability to throw the best parties. I remember fondly Halloween of 2007 when Nelson Mandela and Lady Gaga stripped to their underwear and paraded around the manor we rented while singing bad romance, such a fun night. fun being true of many of my Halloween celebrations.

Unfortunately, with just me and my 500 strong employee group, I didn't really have the people to host a great Halloween party, and so this year I was forced to find celebration in  something different.

So I ordered, at a cost of 150 million, a supply of extra large Halloween decorations to be flown in so that at least I could celebrate Halloween in some way. I would be lying if I said that's all I did though, I mean there are certain things you can do with the power of being a billionaire and the decorating may have gone too far in some ways, such as painting the red planet to look like a giant pumpkin, but i'm sure this is normal practice for a billionaire living on mars! 

That's it really for Halloween. In truth I really wasn't expecting trick or treaters knocking on the door of my complex, maybe next year, when I have taught some of the martian dwellers about earthly traditions, I may have something more to say on the subject of Halloween.

 But for now,