Trillionaire on a talk show!

I do not like media. Which is why it would come as a surprise when I tell you-This week, I went on Ellen! 

For years, I have been in high demand with talk shows wanting to book me to be on their shows. I mean , why would you not want a teenage trillionaire on your show. I brought an elephant. Once me and my team (I have a team...) arrived back on Earth, we came out of the top secret doughnut shaped bunker in area 51. 

If you asked me why I could probably tell you in 5 simple reasons;

1) Ellen was Eager.

2) Ellen was Excited.

3) I was bored.

4) Typing can give your arthritis if done too commonly.

5) I was coming to Earth to visit people anyway.

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I have done so much more than my appearance on the Ellen show on Tuesday though*. I mean look at the paparazzi image that was taken of my arrival at area 51! I had to cope with all the media attention. This is why I don't like the faces of the paparazzi. 

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Also, there is the large percentage of time I spent with family and friends, which I will not be showing on this blog. The media can be annoying.

*I'm legally obligated to tell you that the images on the Ellen interview cannot be shown in this blog post as it is highly secret, and, in truth, an image that was captured actually caught Ellen with her face on the floor. Her robot face was showing. Sorry, again, Ellenatron. #TheTruthboutEllenD #24 #PopSomeTags

The moral of this story- Never poke the easter bunny in the eye, and eat the chocolate eggs of the official easter bunny wicker basket. 

...And never 'hoot jinx' an owl.

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Until Sunday! Bye!

Tom x

31 1/2  Facts About Me!
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1) When I was 7, I started my first worldwide company.

2) I love to build things out of Lego.

3) I would much prefer to spend a week in a tent, wrapped up and sipping hot chocolate than spend a few days in a 6* hotel.

4) I have over 400 security guards, and the number increases every week. This is because of my fear of being assassinated.

5) My mum lives in an underground bunker underneath the earths crust, as I have a hidden fear of my family being also assassinated.

6) The Lychee conglomerate I own, alone, employs over 2.5 million employees.

7) Lychee sells technology, food, clothing, land, pets, vehicles, insurance, banking, music and the business is growing daily.

8) The projected profits for Lychee in the 2013/2014 business year is projected to be equivalent to £25,000,000,000,000,000+ Not bad.

9) Aliens exist... It's how I made so much money in so little time. Trade where no one else can/is, and be the first to do so.

10) I drink 2.5 liters of water a day to give my skin that signature glow, which protects my skin, somewhat, in the harsh Martian conditions.

11) I recently designed a portable breathing apparatus that means I no longer have to wear a space suit, I simply connect several pipes to a lightweight advanced system.

12) America are in 250 billion dollar debt with me.

13) Barack Obama is a good friend, Michelle loves the beauty treatments on offer at my spa complex.

14) I have never sacked an employee.

15) I have 2% of all Earths money. Not literally. But equivalent.

16) Through a range of charities I started, Lychee conglomerate provides free education, free public transport, a system of food for the poorest in the milky way and sixteen mega-complex hostels where the homeless can stay.

17) I was voted sexiest man on Mars 2011/2012.

18) I'm not even an adult yet. I'm 17. Do you see how fact 17 is a bit weird now...

19) My birthday is 11.04.1995.

20) I make mountains out of molehills.

21) I continuously cry over spilt milk.

22) I'm the richest man in the milky-way.

23) I can say the worlds hardest tongue twister- The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. CAN YOU?!?

24) I grew up in England. 

25) Time travel is possible. Trust me...

26) I use the motto- "If work becomes hard, change it for the better".

27) A spiritual man, who travelled for months, told me the secret to life.

28) I'm a surprisingly private person.

29) The paparazzi once got a crotch shot. I don't want to explain this one.

30) I have developed a communication device better than sliced bread. That tastes like sliced bread if accidently licked.

31) I am fully prepared to tell the internet my phone number in the next fact...

31.5) My phone number is- see, because this is the half! 

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Tom x

A (less than ordinary) day in the life of… A TEENAGE RICH KID!

Every day, I wake at the same exact time. Time is slightly different on Mars, with it being a bit closer to the sun, different orbit blah, blah; the time is equivalent to 5.30am. Or, as it is known on Mars, when the Silent Pedeco plants start, you guessed it, squealing. Their name is somewhat misleading.

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I always go straight to the Tarbucks store, for that needed 'pick me up' everyone needs on a morning. I sleepily order a Chocó-mocha caffe caramato latte coffee, always caffeinated severely. This is the foundation of a great, successful day of running a conglomerate like Lychee. #NowYouKnow

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All dressed. My teeth drunk. Some Coffee brushed, finished with a sip, gargle and spit of some mouthwash. I leave the complex.

I usually travel by high speed T-train, 600mph, convenient with my 300 mile commute to the Lychee headquarters, the first place I go on a new day.

When I arrive at the workplace, I’m usually very busy straight away. But today I won’t just be doing any old, boring CEO work to make me go back to sleep on a dreary morning. No, today I will be tasting new foods for the Mt. Vinius cooking academy (testing/eating copious amounts of food, and becoming a body size and weight that can only be described as bloated and spherical...) . 
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HMMMn! Martian cuisine is the best. Though there is a downside (Yes, there is a downside to stuffing your face with food that really is, out of this world. Not even a pun, take this literally...)

Yes. Some of these foods are…. Experimental. They can sometimes have some somewhat interesting effects on a certain human, teenage owner of a fruit named company, like nausia and complete repulsion (Bet you can't guess who I might be talking about...) . The answer to the teenage owner of  fruit named company...Was ME. No not Steve jobs! 

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Going off topiiic...!

**Let’s just imagine Steve Jobs as a teenager**

...And that children, is how Steve Jobs invented Apple. Consequently, this was the same year the terms 'douchebag' and 'frenemy' were popularized. What a great year for humankind.

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So after the tasting, I decided things were getting a bit too serious. So I went to the virtual reality centre and played Mario! This was seriously fun, you don’t even realise. 

After this inconvenient, yet tremendously entertaining hour or so, I had to make a few conference calls. #YOLO. 0.0. And then shockingly, my day of business was over, and leisure time began.

My favourite pastimes are mentioned here- 1)  http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/unpopular-trillioniare-on-mars.html … 

and 2)http://livingonmarsasatrillionaire.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/curiosity-catches-me-cycling.html .Click these for more insight on what I do, all in an effort to show i’m just a normal teenager. I have 482 security guards.  

Sunday- There will be an all new blog post, like this one that had entertained you for a different amount of time depending on your reading abilities, which determine the time it takes you to read  this post. The blog post will be a guide of some kind. But I of course won’t be telling you what this is a guide about! It’s a surprise, surprises are fun. My mum said the pregnancy of me was a surprise, So I conclude that I am a… Guide. What?!

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A favorite quote of the blog post- "My mum said the pregnancy of me was a surprise"- Thomas Richardson, Full time mother of six.

Thanks! Come back Sunday for the new blog post!

Tom  x